tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30884973.post87296977205969655..comments2023-11-02T08:51:02.919-05:00Comments on Imps Playground - Living in Our Imp.Perfect world: Stupid Things that have Crossed My Lipsdennishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14328680068431185409noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30884973.post-87417570084643867622007-03-14T17:03:00.000-05:002007-03-14T17:03:00.000-05:00betty: YES! I thought it was funny too!betty: YES! I thought it was funny too!dennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328680068431185409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30884973.post-46646197189675692612007-03-14T14:42:00.000-05:002007-03-14T14:42:00.000-05:00Lainey - have you ever been in the hospital and he...Lainey - have you ever been in the hospital and heard the nurses refer to an FLK??<BR/>I found out (my sister in the healthcare profession told us) FLK stands for Funny Looking Kid!dennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328680068431185409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30884973.post-28812116553425984092007-03-14T10:26:00.000-05:002007-03-14T10:26:00.000-05:00I've used the "ugliest baby" line.Not to someone's...I've used the "ugliest baby" line.<BR/>Not to someone's face of course...but I have said it!Lainey-Paneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07722187515774744428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30884973.post-52366381048577498542007-03-14T06:54:00.000-05:002007-03-14T06:54:00.000-05:00Oh Dennis, we've all been there done that! You're...Oh Dennis, we've all been there done that! You're just honest to admit it to the whole world, that's all! <BR/><BR/>I love the "that's the ugliest baby!"wayabettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06993697296070707945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30884973.post-58474689369169011692007-03-13T12:37:00.000-05:002007-03-13T12:37:00.000-05:00#5 is me. There is this switch in my brain where ...#5 is me. There is this switch in my brain where when someone is introducing themselves, it goes off. So all I hear is "Hi my name is *LALALALA!!*."<BR/>The joke in my house is that unlike normal people who give nicknames when they get to know someone really well, I give nicknames to people I *don't* know well, and if I get to know you, I learn your name. <BR/>In other words, I'm an insensitive self centered ass who can't be bothered to remember your name.MdGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097934245121644565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30884973.post-70116223023830310152007-03-13T10:53:00.000-05:002007-03-13T10:53:00.000-05:00diana: you are the 2nd person since this happened ...diana: you are the 2nd person since this happened to laugh (I was the first) :)dennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328680068431185409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30884973.post-3953758924093851052007-03-13T10:48:00.000-05:002007-03-13T10:48:00.000-05:00is it horrible that I laughed at number 3 a little...is it horrible that I laughed at number 3 a little too hard? It's a sickness, I laugh when people fall. Always. Even when it's me.Dianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13754249936855622982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30884973.post-39084763886857392852007-03-13T10:14:00.000-05:002007-03-13T10:14:00.000-05:00christina: well go start collecting nickels :) LO...christina: well go start collecting nickels :) LOL<BR/><BR/>Maria: Yeah, I got that too. The only one laughing when the parental unit is down...<BR/><BR/>pageantmom: between you and christina, sounds like there is real talent going to waste..?dennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14328680068431185409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30884973.post-23344021186248934872007-03-13T09:46:00.000-05:002007-03-13T09:46:00.000-05:00Lord, if I had a nickel for every wrong thing I've...Lord, if I had a nickel for every wrong thing I've said over my 40 years, we'd all be in the Bahamas sipping drinks on the beach on my tab!Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30884973.post-77420498536434422522007-03-13T06:56:00.000-05:002007-03-13T06:56:00.000-05:00Oh...god..that was hilarious. And it brought back ...Oh...god..that was hilarious. And it brought back a memory of me holding my mother up on a really icy walk up some church steps when I was in high school. <BR/><BR/>She slipped, and I let her fall because if I hadn't, I would have fell too (she weighed at least twice as much as I did). <BR/><BR/>And then I couldn't help it...I LAUGHED. That kind of stupid hee hawing laugh that you do and can't stop. My mother was furious, my fellow church mates thought I was an insensitive brat. <BR/><BR/>I calmed down only to start up again during the sermon when I kept picturing her sliding down.<BR/><BR/>No, she wasn't hurt. But...I think she wanted to kill me.Mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05049511202014141182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30884973.post-85417376150950152142007-03-12T21:22:00.000-05:002007-03-12T21:22:00.000-05:00Don't feel bad... I happen to suffer from word vom...Don't feel bad... I happen to suffer from word vomit. <BR/><BR/>Word vomit is when your brain thinks something that probably shouldn't be said but hasn't told your mouth not to say it and it just spews out in an involuntary fashion. Then you get into an awful lot of trouble or you get laughed at (and I am not entirely sure of which one is worse...)Pageant Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16703644358265856864noreply@blogger.com