Ok, wife.imp was in the bathroom this a.m. and boy.imp comes rushing in
b.imp: Mom, I need a q-tip
w.imp: What for?
b.imp: girl.imp needs one to clean out her belly-button
w.imp: what? you don't go...you don't have...you tell your sister that she needs to be the one that...
b.imp: well, I already have one now so it's too late. Maybe next time!
(insert evil laugh here)