Questions from Wife.Imp to the little imps...

1. What is something mom always says to you
b.imp: “B.Imp..!”
g.imp: "Go to sleep!"
2. What makes mom happy?
b.imp: When I listen.
g.imp: Chocolate
3. What makes mom sad?
b.imp: if I move to another place.\
g.imp: Her child asking her to help her with her homework at 10:30pm
4. How does your mom make you laugh?
b.imp: “Gigil”-ing me
g.imp: Mom’s dancing
5. What was your mom like as a child?
b.imp: fat
g.impThin and pretty
6. How old is your mom?
b.imp: 41
g.imp: 41
7. How tall is your mom?
b.imp: 12 feet
g.imp: 4.5 feet
8. What is her favorite thing to do?
b.imp: play with me
g.imp: sleep and eat chocolate
9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
b.imp: go to work
g.imp: go to work
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
b.imp: money
g.imp: talk show host
11. What is your mom really good at?
b.imp: being a mom
g.imp: speaking tagalog, and arts and crafts
12. What is your mom not very good at?
b.imp: loving the cat
g.imp: drawing cartoons
13. What does your mom do for her job?
b.imp: get money
g.imp: transfers money
14. What is your mom's favorite food?
b.imp: sinigang
g.imp: rice and chocolate
15. What makes you proud of your mom?
b.imp: loving me
g.imp: 2 cultures and awesome cousins
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
b.imp: batman, the brave and the bold
g.imp: Mrs. Test in Johnny test
17. What do you and your mom do together?
b.imp: talk
g.imp: watch movies
18. How are you and your mom the same?
b.imp: she talks American to me
g.imp: our hair
19. How are you and your mom different?
b.imp: she was born in the Philippines
g.imp: taste in clothing
20. What is your mom's favorite place to go to?
b.imp: the Philippines
g.imp: the philippines

Easter Egg Decorating

This Year's Birthday Cake for Wife.Imp (and I wish it wasn't true)

Perhaps I could have planned a little further in advance and maybe, just maybe, put a little more effort into the actual decorating...

Short and Sticky

went outside this morning and came to the conclusion that pigeons who are flying back to NYC from Mexico (where they drank copious amounts of water) flew directly over my car, possibly more than once...

I once told wife.imp that I would not care to take a pilgrimage across the deserts of the Holy Land...zero interest really.  However, after much discussion we have decided that a brief vacation in the Middle East, including sites in Egypt, is very doable...

Last year I made wife.imp's birthday cake and decorated and took pictures of it, and cut it up for the family, all before she really saw it.  This year I made wife.imps cake and did not check the items I was going to use for decorations and found that they were better off not used (however it was waaaay to late to shift gears) and this year she got to see it!  (however, girl.imp's photos of w.imp and her cake did not come out).

Yeah me!!

Welcome to all of our Foreign-based searches

I have not done this in a while, but I have noticed that very few google searches ending up here at the Playground originate within the bounds of the US of A.

Having said that I did find these search terms brought some foreign visitors over:

something in the bathroom that begins with the letter g : hmmm, just guessing but how about: Gel, Goobers, 'Gross! How did that get in the toilet?' (variants include: G--da---T! Who left the lid up?, Geezus! Somebody get me the plunger!')

wet dream pee : ummm, if your wet dreams include pee--- GROSS!
perfect world easter : Yes, that would be a perfect time to realize a perfect world.
imp’s drive info sidebar :  I'm not tellin'!
dress code for high school reunion : I don't know about your high school but Denim and Checkered Shirts with the 'ole shitkickers seemed in vogue at my school's last reunion...(well, the reunion before last because we had to cancel the last one because people thought $4o bucks a person was too steep)
mom & little oyb :  would that be mom and little boy?  I personally hope it was Oh Yes Baby! (I get that alot around here)
do me daddy : Please seek help soon...

I puh-laaaayed outside all daaaay today...

except for when I was inside in class this morning and this afternoon!

So said girl.imp.

It is 70sh here and I suggested she play outside this afternoon.  Instead, she is watching the educational death ray because the 20 minutes of outside play during lunch was juuuust enough to almost make her break out into a fine sweat.  And that much moisture loss cannot be tolerated!

Bad daddy!