Girl.imp and her friend are downstairs watching t.v.
g.imp: dad? dad? (rushing upstairs)
g.imp: dad, can you look up on google whether or not touching your breasts can give you cancer?
me: touching your breasts will not give you cancer. (why does this happen when I am home?) Cancer is a mutation in the genes in your body.
friend: yeah, did you know that leukemia is the rarest form of cancer?
me: uhuh (is this the last word on this subject?)
the imps move back downstairs...
friend: I knew that touching your breasts would not give you cancer. I must have touched mine 1,000 times and I didn't get cancer. I get headaches.
me: (????!!!????)
friend: I have a headache right now...
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