Are your imps tired? Do they barely manage to drag themselves from the bus to the door after a long day of school? Are they finding it hard to bring the spark of life back to the afternoon's glazed-eyed, 1,000-yard stare?
me: Use your napkin! I mean, have you been raised in a barn?
I arrived home tonight after a long day of, necessary but, drudgery work and wife.imp asks me to finish cutting the French Loaf that she was going to use to make Garlic Bread.
and why was I being asked to slice bread?
because she pulled a muscle in her left arm while slicing the self-same loaf!
My cousin turns 21 soon. She is in (what will be soon called a 'serious' relationship). However she is taking things slow because she has no intrest in producing offspring:
Cousin: I aint going to have no baby coming out of my vagina...