Friday, January 26, 2007

'My Fine Is...' UPDATED and less Tame!!

Here’s how it works: You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. (Not per incident!) Tally up your score and post it on your blog with the title… ”My Fine Is…”

OK, this MEME was fine, as far as it went. But to make this more interesting and to really make you honest the list has been broken into 4 major categories (the psychoanalyst amonst you should really enjoy this).

Take your fine and break it down into the total sums for each category (Answers were originally posited to include childhood to present. However I think anything Pre-Teen should be given a pass). How well did you truly know yourselves? If you dare, repost your totals reflecting the total sums as they relate to the categories below!

How well do you know your spouse/significant other? Have them complete this and compare the fine you anticipated with their actual total!
(remember the fines are not limited to the time your significant other has spent with you…)

Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20

Deviant Sex

(we assume everything not directly related to procreating and not the Missionary Position a fine…)
Ever had sex at church — $25
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Used toys while having sex — $30
Had sex in a pool — $20
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving — $25
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80

Deviant Behavior

(again some of these might be more fun than ‘bad’ but they are outside what society calls the ‘accepted norm’)
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20 (should actually be more because, how can you be in love with a stripper unless you were visiting her place of work????)
Crossed dressed — $10
Hit on someone of the same sex while at work — $15
Went skinny dipping — $5
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10 (giving anyone a peck on the cheek does NOT count)
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50 (now this fine is just cruel)
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25 (really depends on why you said it, but for the guys we’ll just assume the worst)
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

Criminal Behavior
Vandalized something — $20
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10 – (why is being a victim punished with a fine? I don’t know…)
Ever drive drunk — $20
Stole something — $10 (as long as it has value and you took it, it counts!)
Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars — $20
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15

My original fine: $410.60

My totals (excluding pre-teen activities): $390.10
Drugs/Alcohol: $0.00

Deviant Sex: $165
Deviant Behavior: $175.10
Criminal Behavior: $50.00

MamaG, Diane - consider yourselves tagged :)


Anonymous said...

That's way too much math mumble-jumble for my blood. I would just hand the wife a twenty and call it even.

dennis said...

tony, wife.imp will probably never see this either. she'd be as interested in completing this as she would be in multiple root canals...

Pageant Mom said...

I had to go get a calculator...

Mama G said...

There you go, throwing us a cruve ball! Thanks for that! :-)