Sunday, January 28, 2007

What is the one thing you do not want to happen...

...when changing your imp's diaper?

No answers 1 and 2 are not correct.

No the worst thing to happen when changing your imp's diaper is when you raise its butt to put the clean diaper under the imp--you know, when the little fannie is pointed practically directly straight at your nose--you are greeted with the worst of all sounds...followed by the rankest of all smells that have ever been smelled (without the arrival of any physical evidence)...and you still have to hang around and put on the clean diaper because if you let go of the little one's feet you are going to involved in a 10-minute 'catch as you catch can' race...

3 comments:

Waya said...

OMG! That was hilarious Dennis, I almost got more "leakages" from laughing.

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOL!!!!
Very funny, and ewwww!

dennis said...

Diana and Betty: thank you. To actually think I almost caused leakages is disturbingly gratifying.

:)