girl.imp: Daddy?
me: hmmm
girl.imp: Daddy, you need to excercise
me: (what??) I do?
girl.imp: yes, you do.
me: why?
girl.imp: because you are starting to look like grandpa!
me: Oh, in what way?
girl.imp: in the belly! You really need to get on the treadmill. You have not been on it in ages.
me: well, I hurt my foot...
girl.imp: but you really really need to start using it again...
Now that I am thoroughly depressed....Bring on the Holidays!!
picture borrowed from The Santa Claus Magic Picture Photo Album (http://www.emailsanta.com/santa_photos-vacation.asp)
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Out of the Mouths of Imps
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Kids are cruel, aren't they?
Mine recently asked me why I was eating a candy bar, as she patted my stomach...
Wow, that's pretty deep.
Did it work? Are you on the treadmill. Maybe the wife put her up to it....(I'm just saying)
I'm going to tape my son's mouth shut the moment he says something like that...
Well you still type like a hot guy.
When Hailey gets old enough to mention that I'm getting fat I will totally die.
Tony: well, my sis.imp (the former nurse) has been warning me off the treadmill on a permanent basis. Something about my foot injury might never get better...
jenny: I AM totally hot!! LOL
diana: well, you might consider taping his mouth now. Once the Genie is out of the bottle...
SPM: that was harsh!!
Don't feel bad... I've got almost an entire fitness center in my basement that might as well be in Arizona...
Starting to look like Grandpa - now THAT'S motivational!
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