as we will be planning extensive travel for the next few years (as verified by what I found in my email tonight)...
CONFIDENTIAL PROPOSAL FROM MR.AB MUS THE CHIEF AUDITOR INCHARGE, AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB).
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.
WEST AFRICA.
Dear Partner,
I presumed that all is well with you and your family. Please let this do not be a surprise proposal to you because i got your contact information from the international directory in few weeks ago before i decided to contact you on this magintude and lucrative transaction for our future survival in life. Moreover, i have laid all the solemn trust in you before i decided to disclose this successful & confidential transaction to you.
I AM MR. AB MUS, THE CHIEF AUDITOR INCHARGE OF FOREIGN REMITTANCE UNIT of our bank and i have had the intent to contact you over this financial transaction worth the sum of NINTEEN MILLION, THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($19,300,000.00 ) for our success.This is an abandoned sum that belongs to one of our bank foreign customers who died along with his entire family through plane crash disaster since few years ago. Meanwhile i was very fortune to came across the deceased file when i was arranging the old and abandoned customers files in other to sign and submit to the entire bank management for an official re-documentation and audit of the year against 2007.
Be informed clearly that it was stated in our banking rules and regulations which was signed lawfully that if such fund remains unclaimed till the period of 5 years started from the date when the beneficiary died, the money will be transferred into the treasury as an unclaimed fund. As an honour and advantage bestowed to our foreign customers base on the rules guideing our bank, it was stated obviously that if you are not a Burkina Faso citizen, you have the absolute authority to claim the fund hence you are a foreigner despite your differences from the country of origin of the deceased. So the request of you as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the claim and transfer of the fund smoothly into your reliable bank account as the NEXT OF KIN OR EXTENDED RELATIVE to the deceased.
On the transfer of this fund into your account, { 39% } being ( US$7,527,000.00) will be your share in respect of the account provision and your assistance rendered during the transfer of the fund into your bank account,{ 52% } being (US$10,036,000.00) will be my share being the codinator of the transaction while the rest { 9% } being (US$1,737,000.00) will be shared to the respectable Organisations Centers such as Charity Organisation, Motherless Babies homes, and helpless disabled people in the World.
If you are really sure of your trustworthy, accountability and confidentiality on his transaction, contact me and agree that you will not change your mind to cheat or disappoint me when the fund have getting into your account. Besides you should not entertain any fear because i am sure of the success as an insider in the bank ok. Please reply with the assurance, include your private telephone and fax numbers necessary for facilitate an easy communication in this transaction. As soon as you reply , call me through my private telephone number on... so that i will let you know the next step to follow in order to finalize this transaction immediately.
I expect your urgent communication.
Yours sincerely,
MR. AB MUS
Monday, April 09, 2007
We Here at the Playground Must Bid You goodbye...
Posted by dennis at 10:26 PM
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Wow- out of the billions of people in the world he chose you out of thin air and is only keeping 9%.
If I were you, I'd give him 10% for the trouble.
You lucky bastard. Dammit...when's my break going to come?
You could at least give them your credit card information to help defray his travel expenses.
You greedy bastard.
ANDDDD you'll be featured on Dateline "how not to be suckered into these African cons". No, seriously, Dateline actually did an undercover sting trying to catch these guys and it was really funny to watch.
But you know, it's sad that there are people out there who actually fall for this every single day.
Tony: I was thinking about keeping the 1% diff and forwarding to toward the Col's establishment
Mitch: It sounds like this might not be a one-off. I cooooould forward your contact info if you so desire..? LOL
dd: hey, the dude is keep 10 mil. He might be able to afford a ticket...???
Betty: This is a scam?? My father-in-law was sent a similar invite years and years ago. Only they asked him to travel to ... country to meet with them.
same story, different tactics...
Hehe, we had something similar faxed to our office here, could it be that someone here had fallen for it and already gave the fax number??? How funny...I should start asking the agents if they've come across 7 mil lately...
You are SOOOO lucky! I wish *I* could get an email like that! You are truly one in a million.
Well. My secret must finally be revealed. I am actually a millionaire. Last month, I received something similar. I must admit that my feelings were hurt at first because they thought I was a gentleman and not a lady. But, I decided to be a good sport and didn't pout.
Now, I am 7 million dollars richer and merely pretending to be poor and still living in a house that is a fixer upper.
I can't have my family find out, you see. So..good luck with your ventures and glad you are one of us at last, sir.
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