boy.imp: Knock Knock
me: who's there?
boy.imp: orange
me: orange who?
boy.imp: orange you glad I said orange and not banoonoo?
b.imp: knock knock
me:who's there?
b.imp: picture
me: picture who?
b.imp: that picture on the wall (over) there!
girl.imp: daddy, b.imp is not funny. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY B.IMP!!
me: be nice! He's just learning how to tell jokes.
girl.imp: oh..?
g.imp: Daddy? Why is 6 afraid of 10?
me: why?
g.imp: because 10 has men!!....Get it? 10 has men!
me: is it time to go to school yet? What time is it?
b.imp: daddy? why is 6 afraid of 1?
me: why?
b.imp: because 1 has the 0 after it!
me: I'll be in the car.
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
You Heard It Here First
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7 comments:
lol...I endure the "so bad that they're funny and also really cute" jokes and riddles during the ride home from school every day.
Note to self: check library for book of knock knock jokes for TQ.
AAAAA!! That fracken Orange knock knock joke!!! It's been done to death here!
Whenever she starts with a knock knock joke. I say "NOBODY HOME! I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!"
She gets mad.
Dennis this reminds mw of a time when Little Man decided to make up his own jokes...which BTW made absolutely no sense what so ever.
Glad he's out of that stage. It does happen I promise.
izzy: girl.imp used to demand "wheels on the bus" or "i spy" when driving home from anywhere. Knock knocks are a great change of pace!
MdeG: I sometimes try to ignore them by telling them daddy is driving. however they are catching on to the fact that daddy also drives and talks to mommy...
Mo2: I keep hoping. Going on 11/2 years and still going strong!
That weird, omg that was not even close to being funny look you give them now? I get that daily from the tweens.
I'm not looking forward to this stage at all. My stepson is five, and when he tries to tell me a joke, he will forget it and stand there saying "Um....um....ummmm..." for twenty minutes.
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