Wednesday, March 14, 2007

The Playground's Google Anonymity - 1st Quarter 2007

Much like everybody else in the blogosphere, I wanted to see where my 'peeps' were coming from. I noticed bloggers like Cynical Dad posted lists of search terms that brought the unsuspecting to their sites. And I joined the lemming heard.

In posting the search terms (pitifully few in the case of the Playground), I decided that there were other interesting stats:
- Country/City of search origin
- How long did you actually give the Playground some luv'n??
- IP Address (for those of you searching from work...thank you and IT's OUR SECRET!!)
- Search Terms

Foriegn Imp Searches:
Those who chose not to stay and enjoy the Playground and ALL it has to offer:
Greece – Athens, Attiki, 0 seconds 1 page view
Netherlands – Utrecht, 0 seconds 1 page view,
Search Term: ‘imps blogging’ - everywhere! They're like Tribbles!! buuuuwhahahaha!!!
Indonesia – Jakarta, Jawa Barat, 0 seconds 1 page view
United Kingdom: - Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, 0 seconds 1 page view (IP Address: Gloucestershire College of Arts and Technology)
- Manchester, 0 seconds 1 page view (ISP Address Manchester City Council)
- Bradford, 0 seconds 1 page view
- Hammersmith, Hammersmith and Fulham, 0 seconds 1 page view
Spain – Madrid, 0 seconds 1 page view – 3 visits
Philippines – Koronadal, South Cotabato, 0 seconds 1 page view, Search Term: ‘flying machine impormation’ - umm- have you tried the Gloucestershire College of Arts and Technology?
Canada:– Timmins, Ontario, 0 seconds 1 page view
Brazil – Mairipor, Sao Paulo, 0 seconds 1 page view
Croatia – Zagreb, Grad Zagreb, 0 seconds 1 page view

Our Worldwide Friends who stayed for a visit. Come back again!!
United Kingdom - Rochdale, Rochdale, 11 seconds 2 page view
United Arab Emirates – Dubai, Dubayy, 6 minutes 5 seconds 5 page views, Search Term: ‘imp of exercise’ - ok ok, you got me! I should be doing more!
Canada - Ottawa, Ontario, 5 seconds 2 page views
Norway – Hinna, Rogaland, 41 seconds 2 page view


USA Imp searchers that could not give the Playground any Love:
Brookline, Massachusetts – 0 seconds 1 page view, ‘imp 1 pow 14 answer’ - Sorry no cheats here!
South Dennis, Massachusetts – 0 seconds 1 page view, ‘graded school house west dennis playground disability’ - good luck with your search
Superior, Wisconsin – 0 seconds 1 page view - so...superior to what??
Hollywood, Florida – 0 seconds 1 page view - so close and yet sooo far! Correct, Tony?
Silver Spring, Maryland – 0 seconds 1 page view (IP Address: National Asphalt Pavement Association)
Evansville, Indiana – 0 seconds 1 page view, Search Term: ‘barefoot in walmart’ - ummm hopefully never again
Metairie, Louisiana – 0 seconds 1 page view
Lead Hill, Arkansas – 0 seconds 1 page view - I need to know who named this city!!
Moberly, Missouri – 0 seconds 1 page view
Dayton, Ohio – 0 seconds 1 page view, Search Term: ‘professional behavior’ - well depending on the profession, let's say that you were dancing on a stage in front of floor-to-ceiling mirrors and the stage had a pole and you spotted a $20 bill being waved...but I don't really have any idea of what I'm talking about. (really honey! I'm just running on at the mouth here)
Manhasset, New York – 0 seconds 1 page view
Jacksonville, Florida – 0 seconds 1 page view, Search Term: ‘rush hour jam addictinggames.com cheats’ - oh come on! Cheat Codes for addictinggames.com????

Imp Friends who came for a visit and enjoyed the sites:
New Lebanon, Ohio
– 29 seconds 1 page view
Fort Lauderdale, Florida – 5 seconds 2 page views
Newark, Delaware – 15 seconds 2 page views
Mount Laurel, New Jersey – 5 minutes 38 seconds 1 page view
Leipsic, Ohio – 7 seconds 2 page views - Leipsic? I will google you!

2 comments:

Christina_the_wench said...

I grew up 5 miles from Leipsic! OMG!

dennis said...

christina: so what is the dealio with the 'ole home town?