Sit back and relax. Take a moment. Have that sip of beverage...

girl.imp's notable weekend quotes:

'It's supposed to touch me here (mid-thigh is where she is pointing), you touched my vagina'

'Daddy, do you want to play with me?'

So now that you've heard the quotes, here's the context:

We were playing a game where we roll a ball back and forth and try not to let it hit our legs. For each time you let the ball touch your leg, the person rolling the ball gets a point. If it rolls 'dead center' then no points were allotted as that girl.imp declared that area of the body officially 'out of bounds'.

I love the way she thinks and hope she keeps thinking that way for many, many years....

The second quote was about two hours later when she finished dinner and wanted to resume the game (I was still eating dinner...).


Wife.Imp and Boy.Imp have a conversation:
w.imp: are you happy?
b.imp: yes
w.imp: who's more fun, Mommy or daddy?
b.imp: daddy
w.imp: who plays with you more, Mommy or daddy?
b.imp: daddy
w.imp: who loves you more, Mommy or daddy?
b.imp: daddy
w.imp: who do you love more?
b.imp: Mommy!