Truisms:
wife.imp: "dorks are geeks that are not smart. and geeks are dorks that -- that are smart"
wife.imp:"No, sh--!!" (often in response to an observation of mine)
wife.imp: I still have this headache. It doesn't seem to be going away.
me: ahhh, it's all in your head
Verses wife.imp likes to sing to the kids:
"I smell cake and ice cream scoop, I smell boy.imp's stinky poop"
"I try hard not to get wet and not to see boy.imp's pwet (butt)" (sung at boy.imp's bathtime)
Coming soon: Stupid things I have uttered over the years.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
snippets and little ditties from the playground
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4 comments:
I believe this makes your wife a geek.
dd, you said it not me...ok, i've said it too!
I would die of embarrassment if anyone knew the stupid songs that I sing to Liv. I was caught once by a neighbor and he would sing this song to me each and every time he saw me.
I had to kill him.
maria: of course you did. i am of course writing this from an undisclosed location...
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